Indian "Sex Guru" is arrested for being "obscene" as under-age prostitutes Pimps are declared "clean"

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Wednesday, 21 April 2010

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If Ghandi could see his Guru's now, he'd stay in his grave!

Indian Guru, Nithyananda Swami, has been arrested and dumped in the "Black Hole of Calcutta" for being obscene.

He was filmed "bunking" it off with a couple of female mistresses and his ashram hasn't been the same since.

Disgusted followers of Swami raided and rampaged his premises as he decided to head for the hills and live a life of a real "Guru" without his "Bimbo's".

Unfortunately he was arrested in another province posing as a real Guru with a begging bowl.

Now, as we all know Indian laws tend to be slightly muddy (just like the Ganges) regarding sex. If a Guru decides to have a bit of slap and tickle with a couple of hot-Bollywood Bimbo's, no way, it's regarded as obscene!

In the main cities of India child prostitution is allowed, WINK, WINK, the police and authorities are quite aware of these obscenities and the Pimps of the children are regarded as CLEAN!

In a country that loves cricket and under-age prostitutes being "a bit of a dodgy GURU" can be quite dangerous, especially if you let your self be filmed at it!

As for the Pimps, who gives a fuck as long as the police chief of Calcutta likes a bit of cheap, very young flesh on the side, nod nod, wink wink!

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