As the forty year relationship between Al and Tipper Gore comes to an end, the long and tedious task of dividing up the Internet between the two parties is underway.
Tipper is requesting full control over the social side of web although did offer FaceBook to her soon to be ex-husband. Mr Gore declined the website, dubbing it as 'trash', although did briefly mention that he had second thoughts on the gesture and was considering the idea of passing it on to daughter Kristin.
Gore wasn't available for questioning, although he did make it clear in a recent press conference that he was hoping to acquire 4chan, AIM, Encyclopaedia Dramatica and a small satirical news website that had preemptively (and unknowingly) revealed a plot for him to sue the Obama administration for gross negligence.
Tipper also stated that she was actually the brainchild behind her husband's controversial global warming campaign, citing an email sent some 30 years back from Al thanking her for developing such a 'profitable and unscientific idea to scare the gullible American public'. She hopes to be on the receiving end of a reasonable amount of money that Al received from his smash DVD 'An Inconvenient Truth'.
Although Tipper wasn't available for a face to face interview, we did receive an email from her stating that the next few years were going to be tough financially, although she had made preparations to cover any potentially devastating money worries. She further went on to state there was a possible fitness video contract on the table and talks of acquiring a drug addiction to be a potential candidate for Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.
