As Yogi Berra would say, "It's deja vue all over again" as Dumb & Dumber knock Al Gore from the front page!
"I bet that if I killed myself, Obama's Mama-In-Law would pick that day to run naked through the Rose Garden", stated Al Gore after someone asked him how was he and his Tipper doing.
"We're getting a divorce...eventually. Forget it! A wayward missile from North Korea will heal the oil leak."
Mr. Gore, who doesn't even get credit for inventing the internet, says he has had it.
"If the global warming comes and the sea waters rise, just remember...Heidi Montag had a wart took off her left tit while I was screaming, trying to warn people!"
"You mean Plastic Woman had a wart removed?", asked a reporter.
"Yes, it was Spencer Pratt. Now go leave me alone."
"Montag will be the first one to melt!!"
