An amazing fatwa has been issued by an Egyptian Islamic professor claiming he spoke to the prophet Mohammed and he told him: "burka clad women breastfeeding their babies can also breastfeed adult men?"
Now, most normal, modern people would suggest that the professor, Dr. Izzat A-tit-ya, is a complete nutter, but over in those countries still living BC, the suggestion was met with caution, but also a fair amount of logic?
According to the nutty Prof. Islamic breastfeeding women can also feed other male adults allowing them to become emotionally involved so they can remove their burkas, reveal their hair and face and become, well, just good friends, logical?
The professor claimed; "this would relieve much friction between males and females for example at work, etc!"
Now the male working fraternity were overjoyed to hear that they could suck their female colleague's breasts, not be stoned for it, become friends and even see their hair (not pubic by the way, tut, tut).
As for the raging, jealous "hubbies" left at home, well, that's a different story.
The crazy extremist world has decided to reject the fatwah, condemn the nutty professor and warned that any breastfeeding women caught giving their adult male colleagues the breast will be cast out as Jezebels!
By the way we are living in 2010AD not 2010BC!
