Heterosexual Cherubs

Funny story written by The Liberator

Saturday, 10 September 2005

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Bush & Blair: Not practicing buggery

Tony Blair has gone some way into explaining just what it is that makes the "special Bond" between himself & King of America George W. Bush just so special.

Tony admitted "I've always had a fondness in my heart for the United States, which has been solidified since my coming to power in the U.K. Since the 50's the U.S has let it's passion to destroy leftist politics run free, with the formation of my New Labour I took great inspiration from this. Darling Georgie typifies the standpoint, inspiring me to make sure that such leftist ideologies are completely stamped out in Britain forever & ever. & Not just in Britain, wherever we encounter liberalism in it's many forms we will shatter it, until it is no more. It was the evil that blighted the 20th century, & its outmoded idioms are the preserve of the narrow minded."

Blair continues "Imprisonment without trial & I.D cards are just the first in a long line of ideas to divorce us from the evil Labour party of old, & bring George & I closer together, physically & politically. We have book burning, systematic extermination of the BBC & goose stepping lined up for the summer on both sides of the Atlantic. Then there is healthcare, by 2006 we plan to see the total & utter annihilation of free or inexpensive healthcare globally, Georgie & I are making it a personal mission. I see us as cherubs of the one Christian god, meting out justice in his divine name. Winged & naked except for sparkling white loin cloth & bow & quiver, shooting our bolts of Extreme Righteousness into the behinds of the heathens & each other, it is our destiny. I will sit at Georgie's Right Wing & together we will love each other unto eternity" He added "We're not gay you know" before bursting into a chorus of ‘Somewhere Over the Rainbow, & showing me how easily he could touch his toes.

Since this interview was conducted Mr. Blair has repeatedly denied allegations that he has ever sung socialist workers song "The Red Flag" & that he is a two faced twat.

For Raoul Duke R.I.P

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