Pope cries with Church abuse victims

Written by Stump Parrish

Sunday, 18 April 2010

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Pope Bentadick XVI held an emotional meeting with alledged victims of molestation by his anti-homosexual, alter boy raping employees.

The Pope's tears of sadness suddenly turned to those of joy, as he recognized one of his favorite personal victims, from the assembled group of Prior, Personal, Playthings, of Priests. The two held an emotional reunion and His holierthanthouness quickly departed the interview with a visibly shaken, and completely speechless, young man.

His holierthanthouness stopped at the door, turned and announced an unscheduled vacation starting immediately and advised he will be unavailable until further notice. A private tour of Greece, Vienna and San Fransisco is scheduled.

Pope shares fake tears with Church abuse victims
Story by: AIP Staff Writer Stump Parrish

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