Subo : I want to sing for the Pope

Written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

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I am the Pope how the hell am I supposed to know who Subo is

Susan Boyle has announced she wants to sing for the Pope, and that she would like to do a duet with Lady Gaga, how bizarre is that.

Pope Benedict was just eating his breakfast Eggs Benedict, when one of his staff advised him that Subo wants to sing for him, the Pope apparently replied "Who the hells Subo and why the hell does she want to sing for me".

"She is a Catholic" said his aide. "Well that's all right then as long as she is a Catholic, would not want to hear anybody sing that is not a Catholic".

Meanwhile Lady Gaga gatecrashed a wedding of an Australian couple so that she could get her picture taken, apparently said, "to sing with Subo, would be like a duet with Beauty and the Beast."

No prizes for saying who the beast would be.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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