Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 18 March 2010

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Jihad Jane swears he never had sex with Bin, "it was a perfect cyber Clinton though," she claimed!

Jihad Jane has been accused of having internet sex with Bin Laden, a charge which she emphatically denies.

"I never had sex with Bin over the internet, I gave him a 'CYBER BLOW JOB' thats all, no sex, never!"

Jihad Jane better known as Fatima from Pennsylvania has shown much sympathy for Bin and his cause and thought he would be feeling lonely in his Pakistani cave, so he Skyped Bin and offered her services, which Bin gladly accepted, without ever going the "Full Monty"!

A spokesman for caveman Bin gave the following statement:

"Jihad Jane is one of us, she has a mouth as wide as the Grand Canyon with lips like Mick Jagger, who could refuse her offer, Bin certainly not, but sex, no way, ask that infidel Bill Clinton!"

Jihad Jane is now being indighted for terrorist activities against the US and attempted porno with a Muslim leader.

Jane should get life for her crimes, but a change of political direction and a "blow job" here and there with that mouth, well who knows, everyone has their price including Judge Dread!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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