Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & Soul Transfer

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Friday, 16 April 2010

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The body entraps the soul

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart, are not just interested in vampires, they are fascinated with a case of possible soul transfer in Croatia.

A 13 year old girl from the Croatian town of Knin, fell into a mysterious coma and later woke up speaking fluent German, which has baffled the Croatian Doctors. Since waking up the girl has been unable to speak Croation and now only communicates in German. Has there been a soul transfer???

The idea of soul transfer was first brought to prominence with the claim of writer Lobsang Rampa, who claimed that he was a Tibetan Monk, and that his soul took over the body of an English Plumber, Cyril Hoskins. Rampa claims in his books that the soul in Hoskins body did not want to continue on the earth plane and by mutual agreement his soul left his body at the very instant the soul of the Tibetan Monk, Lobsang Rampa, took over the body.

Is Soul transfer possible?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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