Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Take A Day Off

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 15 April 2010

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Pattinson Enjoys A Well Earned Day Off.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart announced that they're taking a day off. The overworked teen idols inform friends that even a junkyard dog needs to take an occasional time-out.

Friends say that it's a good idea that the youngsters take a day off because making making movies and personal appearances can take its toll on even the hardiest individual. And that doesn't even take into account all the checking up the stars have to do reading the papers and scouring the internet to make sure that they aren't getting any bad publicity.

Kristen Stewart said that she'd probably go swimming or something and Rob Pattinson said he'd probably get dressed up like a destitute wino and hit the streets incognito in order to see for himself how bad life could have been had he not been so talented and handsome.

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