Khalid sheikh Mohammed protects Shakes

Funny story written by Frog-rotta

Thursday, 15 April 2010

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Khalid sheikh Mohammed was indicted on Wednesday for his alleged role in the World trade center bombings. The justice department was willing to give him a lighter sentence for any information regarding the other shakes involved.

He said he was happy to to die at the hands of the infidels for Islam and would never give up Shake Chocolate Swirl or Shake Vanilla Pudding.

Special prosecutor Shake Mcflurry is furious at Sheikh Khalid unwillingness to cooperate stating he knows for a fact that Shake Chunky Monkey, Shake Peanut Brittle and Shake Banana Blitz where all involved in the terrorist attack.

Sheikh Khalids girlfriend Shake Strawberry Shortcake was seen to be weeping as she left the court room.

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