'SEXY' Kebab Introduced By Entrepreneur

Written by Skoob1999

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

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A Very UnSEXY Kebab Last Night.

History making purveyor of fine kebabs, pizzas, fried chicken and fish and chips, Ali Bullo today turned the fast food world right on its head with the introduction of the 'SEXY' kebab, which according to analysts will propel the Ali Bullo Organisation right up into the big league, alongside Mickey-Dees, Burglar King, and Kenny's Fried Chicken.

The 'SEXY' kebab, we are informed by insiders, has been modeled on a female anatomical detail which propriety doesn't allow us to reveal in these pages.

It does however consist of a pitta bread, stuffed with juicy pink slivers of grilled leg of lamb, lightly spiced, with crinkly lettuce leaves artfully arranged at the edges and a cherry tomato at its centre served with an anchovy based sauce. The intention apparently being to promote the product to male binge drinkers after chucking out time, to remind them of what they won't be feasting on when they get home.

A similar product, being aimed at female binge drinkers consists of a foot long frankfurter, strategically scored with a sharp knife to resemble a male anatomical detail, which again we can't specify here, served up in a creamy garlic yoghurt sauce.

Ali Bullo was said to be 'Over the bladdy moon innit!'

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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