Mickey D's Introduces Its New Burger In Honor Of Tiger Woods

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 12 February 2010

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San Francisco transsexual Emma Fayettebox says that the McTiger Wiener Burger is a lot better than the Whopper.

JOLIET, Illinois - Mickey D's, the giant hamburger chain has just announced that it has developed a new menu burger in honor of golfing legend Eldrick Tont Woods.

The new burger consists of a special wiener put between two special buns with special mayo and special relish. The burger known as The McTiger Wiener Burger was tested in three food franchise markets, Miami, St. Louis, and San Francisco.

The national marketing firm of Claxtonmoss, Cadenhead, & Fennugreek said that their research studies showed that 87% of the people who ate one in Miami liked it. The St. Louis figure was 89%. And the approval percentage figure for The McTiger in San Francisco was 100%.

One San Francisco Mickey D's customer Toby "Pinky Boy" Jiffyside, replied on his research study feedback questionnaire sheet that the thing he liked best about the McTiger Wiener Burger was that the burger wiener tasted like a real all-America wiener, and not like those wieners that the company had been buying from Pakistan.

Another San Francisco resident Walter "Cuddles" Scallabriski said that he had actually tasted all kinds of wiener-based food items such as wiener pizza, wiener kebabs, wiener pitas, and wiener-on-a-stick and that the McTiger Wiener Burger is by far the best.

SIDENOTE: Mickey D's has agreed to sponsor The First Annual The Tiger Is Back Invitational Golf Tournament scheduled for sometime in March. Each tournament participant will get a years supply of McTiger Wiener Burgers.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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