Susan Boyle's First Anniversary

Written by Lady Godiva

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

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Fish supper

Susan Boyle celebrated the first anniversary of her 'success' and was inundated with flowers, gifts and good wishes. She deserves them all.

Sad to say some fans got upset because they couldn't be with her on this special day. (It's their own fault, they are still wearing the ankle bracelets for tracking purposes and they are not allowed within, I think, 5 miles of Susan as a result of their past actions.)

Some American fans cried because they heard that some of their 'so called' friends had gone behind their back and arranged to hand deliver gifts and good wishes to Susan in person. These 'upset fans' are having a meltdown - of red plastic scarves. That's how upset they are.

Billy Connoly has written a new song about the wee wifie from Blackburn, not for HER to sing but for HIM to sing. It's entitled: "Wee Wifie's Blues No More I'm Laughing All The Way To The Bank Of Scotland - Och Aye The Noo."

I'm pleased to report that Susan DID win the Haggis Cookoff with Gordon Ramsay (naturally) and he's none too chuffed.

Boo Hoo Gordon! Go and cry again like you did in your youth when a chef who was training you yelled at YOU! Cry baby!.Yes, we all know about it.

Susan celebrated her 1st anniversary of her success with, what else, a glass of lemonade and a fish supper.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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