Pope to be arrested, thank God...if He exists

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 12 April 2010

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The Pope is to be arrested on his visit to the UK later this year for crimes against humanity. The Pope has covered up the child abuse by Catholic Priests, in order to protect the Catholic Church, and if laws were followed and did not grant immunity from prosecution to the religious, the jails would be full of these sick paedophile priests.

One atheist author is seeking advice from human rights lawyers, to see what is the best course of action to jail the pope and his sick paedophile followers.

For far to long Atheists, and Agnostics, have suffered abuse from these deluded religious, fanatics, but now it is time for payback. They have had thousands of years to prove the existence of God and have failed miserably.

Strangely if someone said they had fairies at the bottom of their garden we would laugh, yet because religion is indoctrinated into society the myth is believed by millions of
conditioned Zombies.

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