Cheryl Cole's Perfume 'Eau Du Nudeness' Named The World's Best

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 9 April 2010

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A spray bottle of the world's best perfume Cheryl Cole's 'Eau Du Nudeness.'

COPENHAGEN - The International Perfume Institute headquartered in Copenhagen, Denmark has just announced that it has chosen Cheryl Cole's Eau Du Nudeness as the world's number one perfume.

IPI executive director Mezzolino Rillanava stated that this year there were four perfumes that beat out thousands of perfumes from throughout the world to compete in the finals.

The French perfume, which placed in fourth place was Odeur des Seins, which was first introduced by Vanessa Perroncel, who is very popular in British football circles.

The perfume that placed in third place is the German perfume Der Geruch Geilheit, which was taken from an old Nazi perfume recipe that Adolf Hitler bought for Eva Braun as a Christmas present in 1943.

And Spain's perfume entry captured second place. The Spanish perfume which is a favorite of Spanish bullfighter Rio Gio Escritorio's wife Blanca and his mistress Azulina Salsa de Fuego is called El Olor del Punto G.

The International Perfume Institute stated that several perfumes received honorable mention including Zimbabwe's Zebra Mammaries Perfume, Sweden's Icicles On Da Tittinfloggins Ya, and Mexico's Perfume De Las Maracas De Salma Hayak.

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