Cheryl Cole And Katie Price Rescue 'Confused' Man On London Underground

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 8 April 2010

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Does This Train Go To Waterloo?

Cheryl Cole out of Girls Aloud, and Katie Price, out of Jordan, leapt to the assistance of an 'alcoholically relaxed' man and considerately gave him directions how to get to Waterloo Station yesterday evening.

The man, thought to be originally from the North-West of England had enjoyed a few beers in a pub with friends and was on his way home when he caught the wrong train at Covent Garden. He was apparently not really looking where he was going and avidly reading a newspaper as he hurtled out towards suburbia.

Realising his mistake, the man got out at the next interchange station and decided that he'd better get back to Waterloo.

At this point, Cheryl Cole and Katie Price appeared as if from nowhere and gave the man the correct instructions to get him to his destination.

The man then said to Cheryl Cole and Katie Price:

"You probably won't believe this, but a mate of mine just gave me and another mate a Cheryl Cole book and a Katie Price book! I got the Katie Price one! Look!"

The man then produced a paperback book about Jordan Price and Alex Reid, explaining that his other mate got the Cheryl Cole book. But the two ladies signed his book anyway, before sending him on his way.

"That was funny weren't it?" Katie Price giggled.

"Yeah," Cheryl Cole remarked. "I wonder why he was walking all funny?"

"Pissed I expect," Katie Price answered. "Either that or his flipping feet was killin' 'im."

"Or a bit of both!" Cheryl Cole laughed.

It remains unclear what Cheryl Cole and Katie Price were actually doing together, and Peter Andre just didn't want to know.

More as we get it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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