Grand National Spoof Special

Written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 9 April 2010

image for Grand National Spoof Special

Its the Grand National tomorrow the worlds greatest steeplechase, over 4.5 miles and 30 fences at Aintree in Liverpool. The course has such famous fences as Bechers Brook, The Chair, The Canal Turn, Valentines Brook, and the Foinavon Fence where there was a major pile up in 1967 which Foinavon was able to avoid and go on and win the race at 100-1.

The greatest of all Grand National horses is of course RED RUM winner of the race 3 times and second twice from 5 attempts.

The Grand National course is MURDER for some horses and strangely enough RED RUM backwards is MURDER. Here are Tips for this years Grand National from all sorts of famous people.

TIPSTER SELECTION

Father Ted PREISTS LEAP
Jason Statham THE PACKAGE
Michel Mone MON MOME
Hulk Hogan BIG FELLA THANKS
Dan Snow SNOWY MORNING
Homer Simpson HELLO BUD
Dr Who CANT BUY TIME
Eric Bristow ERICS CHARM
All Mps OFFSHORE ACCOUNT
John Terry ACCORDING TO JOHN
Derren Brown TRICKY TRICKSTER

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics



Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more