To begin at the beginning, the Big Bad Wolf started out as a cute little cub who everyone adored, as we do with baby things of any species.
For the first 2 years of his life all went well, then he got in with a 'bad crowd'. It was around this time that he started mixing with some undesirables, namely, skunks, rabied (or rabid) raccoons and Born Again Christians.
His mother had warned him to keep away from such vermin, but did he listen? Oh no! Just like all kids, he ignored his mother's advice.
In an attempt to fit in and become one of the 'gang' he took on any 'dare' that was given to him.
First he stalked a little girl wearing a red hooded cape and terrorized her and her sick grandma. Luckily for them, a local woodcutter named 'Holmes' (who had a tv show Holmes on Holmes) came along and saved the day.
The Big Bad Wolf was shaken (not stirred) and sought out his good pal, James Bond.
James was of no use whatsoever but did suggest that The Big Bad Wolf make a date with Pussy Galore in order to take his mind off past events.
Pussy spent quite a lot of time with The Big Bad Wolf and came to the conclusion that he wasn't so bad after all.
He'd just not had nookie in a long while.
She gave him the number of a very good friend of her's 'Snow White', who had been able to satisfy seven dwarfs without breaking into a sweat.
The Big Bad Wolf is not yet 'cured' but it's reported that he never misses a 'therapy session' with Snow White.
