The truth about Jack and Jill going up the hill is finally out.
Yes, little innocent Jack and Jill said they were going up the hill to 'get a pail of water'. NOT TRUE The guy from the movie 'Deliverance' - the one who ran around telling the fat fella to 'squeal like a pig' has now come forward to tell the truth about Jack and Jill.
Yes, they did climb the hill with a pail...but it was NOT to fetch a pail of water. They were, in fact, fetching a pail of 'moonshine'.
The reason Jack fell down was, he had sampled the moonshine and was nissed as a pewt, as was Jill.
Luckily the pail of moonshine did NOT go down the hill with the pair of drunks. It was found by a Big Bad Wolf who was slightly pissed off at being 'fooled' by three little pigs.
He tried to drown his sorrows but became so drunk that he ended up in the woods, stalking a little girl wearing a red hood and cape.
He sticks by his story that he has no memory of this incident.
He has joined a local chapter of AA (Arseholes Annonymous).
