Wee Willy Winkie is still yelling through letterboxes late at night.

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Monday, 29 March 2010

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Wee Willie's meds. may need adjusting

It's true, Wee Willie Winkie of Winchester has continued to ignore requests to stop running around the neighbourhood in his nightshirt, yelling through letterboxes.

Parents of children living on the Winchester Woods housing estate are really at the end of their rope.

They say he has no right to tell them WHEN to put their children to bed. If they want to their children to stay up past 8 o'clock, that's their business and not his.

When spoken to by Constable Copper last night, Wee Willie said he has no intentions of stopping because these parents are totally irresponsible and he feels it's HIS duty to try to educate them on how to bring up their children.

Wee Willie was sent to a halfway house two months ago after spending ten years in an institution for the criminally insane.

His doctors say he MUST keep taking his medication in order to manage his impulsive tendencies. He has agreed to return to the institution for testing and adjusment of his meds.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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