Humpty Dumpty in Pieces

Written by Lady Godiva

Tuesday, 30 March 2010

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Humpty Dumpty's 'main squeeze' up on her pedestal

It's true! Humpty Dumpty is said to be 'in pieces' after his latest fall from Grace. He was getting a bit too old to be climbing walls and had recently started dating another chucky egg called Grace.

She is an Extra Large egg whilst Humpty is of the Medium persuasion.

They were reportedly just 'getting it on' when Humpty (being on top) got a bit carried away and rolled off Grace. It was when making out on top of the coffee table when the unfortunate incident took place. He crashed onto a ceramic tiled floor and, this is no yolk, he was shattered by the experience.

All the King's horses and all the King's men were on vacation in Cuba at the time of the incident.

Grace, with her wicked sense of humour, was said to be cracked up by the incident and laughed her 'little lion' off.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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