Happy Birthday Nancy Pelposi/Leonard Nimoy/Alan Arkin/James Caan/Bob Woodward/Diana Ross/Keira Knightley, etc: lousiest astrologial day of the year so far!

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Thursday, 25 March 2010

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Rotten year ahead, almost as horrid as this oversized chest/torso pic that supports Pelosi's proportionately tinier head

Cyberspace - (Portents): A hideous Sun square Pluto aspect on Friday 26 March spells doom in the year ahead for the Dems' Madam Speaker as she turns 69.

The 3.45GMT celestial clash is a cosmic foretaste of a disastrous coming 12 months which promises to unseat the queen bitch from her smug US Senate throne.

And on the 10th anniversary of dastardly ex-KGB boss Vladimir Putin's election as Russian President the odds for other noted birthdays are also dismal in the extreme:

At 84 French conductor/composer Pierre Boulez and 78 year-old Star Trek actor Leonard Nimoy may be celebrating their very last.

Aerosmith's Steve Tyler, who turns 61 Friday, may also have fallen off his last concert hall stage as the five degrees Aries/Capricorn aspect digs in to bedevil his anniversary and blight a forthcoming disaster-prone comeback tour.

Dirty Dancing actress Jennifer Grey, 49, may too have to clean up her act along with The Sopranos and Life on Mars actor Michael Imperioli, 43.

Of all the day's noted birthdays Pelosi's is by far the most hexed, however.

Stargazers predict that some very unfinished Clinton/Lewinsky business may rear it's ugly head in Pelosi's 9th House of Disgusting Secrets around the 26 June.

On that day a lunar eclipse will see the Sun in Cancer opposing the lunar occultation that's conjunct with Pluto in the sign of Capricorn.

"She's gonna need a damned good attorney!" the Spoof astrologer said today.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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