Katie Price wants to buy Jordan

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Wednesday, 24 March 2010

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Katie Price wants to buy Jordan,not the country Jordan its a racehorse she wants to buy that finished third at Plumpton racecourse a few days ago. Katie had a bet on Jordan together with two other horses Topless and Big Knockers,sorry that should be Big Knickers.

If the price is right Jordan will buy Jordan,Topless and Big Knickers within the next few days if not she plans to bet them every time they run in a race.

When we interviewed Katie we tried to explain odds to her, for example 2-1 you get two times your money plus your stake back if your horse wins, but unfortunately she could not figure out
how odds worked. Many a daft punter has gone bust.

She was not the brightest girl that ever you knew she had to take off her jumper to count up to two.

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