Katie Price's treble all finish third at Plumpton

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Monday, 22 March 2010

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Three is a magic number

Katie Price also known as Jordan was advised by a top tipster about three horses racing at Plumpton on March 22nd,so she put three pounds EW on each. All three ran and incredibly all three finished third.

Plumpton 4.30 Jordan finished 3rd at 20-1
Plumpton 5.00 Topless finished 3rd at 9-2
Plumpton 5.30 Big Knickers finished 3rd at 13-2

Jordan,Topless and Big Knickers all ran good races, all of them were at one time in the lead in their respective races,and although none of them could hang on to win Jordan was pleased that she made a small profit on the place returns on the EW bets.

Katie Price now wants to hear from any Tipsters that have any good tips.

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