Bloodyvostock - (Gazprom Mess): The grassy knoll-esque hitman is believed to have slipped into the country last Friday.
Russian intelligence suspects a Day Of The Jackal-like plot is on the cards to excise tyrannical despot Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin from Mother Russia's ulcerated vagina.
And that the Ecuadorean state oil and gas slushfund appears to be bankrolling a drive-by shooting scheduled for the Russian Prime Monster's April 1st birthday.
Last week PetroEcuador was exposed as the laughing stock of world crude corporations after staging a Keystone Cops equivalent of a malicious $27 billion eco-suit against the supermajor Chevron.
Former trial judge Juan Nunez is still in hiding after being videoed last year discussing his cut of a $3 million backhander to throw the lawsuit Ecuador-style.
And feckless climate change fantasists the Amazon Offence Coalition has been publicly branded as the whoring mouthpiece of notorious international moneylaunderers Opus Dei.
Karen Hinton is 69.
