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Funny story: New Study Successfully Compares Apples and Oranges (Spoiler Alert: Apples Win!)

New Study Successfully Compares Apples and Oranges (Spoiler Alert: Apples Win!)

Contravening the age-old adage that apples and oranges are inherently too different to compare, a groundbreaking new study published by the Johnny Appleseed Association reported that when considered side by side, based on a number of relevant factor...

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Funny story: Oranges call out tangerines for just being small oranges

Oranges call out tangerines for just being small oranges

An agitated orange lashed out at his citric brethren for attempting to distinguish themselves from oranges. Cracky McOrange has stated that he does not see any real difference between tangerines and oranges, and thinks that the separate designation...

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Funny story: Anguished mother sues juice company over container of backwash

Anguished mother sues juice company over container of backwash

As Peggy Horton began pouring herself a glass of orange juice from the Crop-o-land container she knew right away something was off. "It was not orange, it was somewhat clear with whitish clumps of goo here and there" she said. "On behalf of...

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Funny story: Florida Citrus Growers Report That They're Losing A Lot of Their Citrus To Crocodiles

Florida Citrus Growers Report That They're Losing A Lot of Their Citrus To Crocodiles

SARASOTA COUNTY, Florida - Milo Bimbardi owner of The Hurricane Citrus Farm has just reported that he has lost a lot of his citrus crop to damn crocodiles. He spoke with the local news media and said that he has been growing oranges, lemons, and g...

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Funny story: The Very Sexy Sofia Vergara Off The Market

The Very Sexy Sofia Vergara Off The Market

LOS ANGELES - One of the stars of the hit comedy series Modern Family, Sofia Vergara, has just become engaged to her boyfriend of two years Nick Loeb. Loeb is a Florida businessman who reportedly has dealings in the orange pulp business as well as...

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Funny story: Florida's Orange Crop in Peril, Brazil Makes Lemonade

Florida's Orange Crop in Peril, Brazil Makes Lemonade

Still uncertain as to the extent of the frost damage expected from Florida's current orange crop, Brazil, the world's largest exporter of lemons, is preparing to fill the citrus void with a U.S. national advertising campaign featuring lemonade as an...

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Funny story: Shock: Katie Price "Becoming An Orange" Say Docs

Shock: Katie Price "Becoming An Orange" Say Docs

In shock news today, doctors at the Institute For Fruit Related Human Crossover Sciences revealed that Katie Price has been diagnosed with Orangitus. The rare disease is thought to be triggered by an overuse of certain tanning agents. The main ing...

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Funny story: China: You Know when you've been tango'd

China: You Know when you've been tango'd

Beijing has been shrouded in orange dust as a sandstorm blew hundreds of miles from drought-struck Northern China to the nations capital. Tea an men Square is to be renamed Tango an men Square after the super Orangy fizzy drink that turns everything...

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Funny story: Minnesota Divided over State Fruit

Minnesota Divided over State Fruit

ST. PAUL - In a repeat of the contentious battle for ballots between Norm Coleman and Al Franken for a Senate seat, Minnesotans have split once more. The initial tally of votes was so close that it triggered an automatic recount. Out of some 3 mi...

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Funny story: Oranges are the only fruit

Oranges are the only fruit

According to a ground breaking study that will be published in the Lancet this month a group of amateur scientists have stumbled upon what they claim to be the fruit gene. This news, if corroborated, will rock the world of fruit and vegetables to...

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