Colonel calls for Nigeria to split on religious grounds

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 19 March 2010

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A new cabinet for Nigeria

Colonel Gaddafi has caused a major row with Nigeria by calling for Nigeria to split into two different countries one Christian the other Muslim. This follows reports that there is never ending gang wars between Christians And Muslims which has led to the deaths of hundreds of people in Nigeria.

Nigeria has now recalled their Ambassador to Libya because of their row. The Nigerian Government is in crisis in any event as their main income comes from Fraud, but more people around the World, are becoming aware of the fraudulent practices of Nigerians which has led to a reduction in the amount Nigeria makes from fraud.

Acting President Goodluck Jonathon sacked the cabinet on Wednesday and asked his associates to pick a new cabinet.

So his associates went to IKEA.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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