Hillary Clinton Cackles: "Peace in Our Time" after Hen Party in Argentina Lays an Egg in UK!

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Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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Shades of Neville as Obama's Dark Shadow Intrudes on Falklands!

Before leaving Buenos Aires after a two hour Pep Rally with current Argentinean President Christina Fernandez de Kirchner, she and her husband take turns at the job, a triumphant Clinton held up a wrinkled parchment and shouted to the ecstatic crowd, "Peace in Our Time!"

According to Kirchner, Hillary's unprecedented off the cuff visit heralds President Barry Obama's determination to side with Hugo Chavez's cabal of Latin American governments to support Argentina's claims to the British occupied Falkland Islands.

The island with 3000 Brits clinging doggedly to shaggy rocks and their sheep, have come into play with Britain moving an oil rig to the area to capture untold billions of barrels of oil.

Kirchner, who had been losing political support, appeared to find a popular vein to giver her campaign a boost by deploying the "F bomb." Falklands!

The last time the Argentineans flexed their muscle over the islands, it was for the same political reasons, failing support for a Junta that had mismanaged the Argentinean economy. The ultimate cost was over 200 Brits and 600 Argentineans dead before Margaret Thatcher's liberation army regained control and sent the Junta Generals scurrying for cover.

While Hillary beamed benevolently , she apparently missed the irony of the fact she was wearing a BLUE pants suit while attending a 'gang rape'. Her protestations that she was 'only here to help' will prove patently false once the forensic evidence splattered on her trousers is analyzed by an international community prepared to protect 'battered islands' against 'Bullying."

Meanwhile international political watchers say that Obama has played into the hands of the international Socialist Cartel as Hugo continues to rile against the US whilst gathering an informal coalition of like minded despots declaring themselves President for Life, and curtailing free market enterprise and all of the media.

Having pissed off Japan and now the UK in less than 10 days, real Americans must be wondering who's next on Barry's Alienation List.

As if to put the final nail in Japanese relations, Obama's spokesman for GM, the company Barry runs, has now blamed a Japanese supplier for Toyota as the culprit for GMs 1.3M vehicle recall due to power steering failures!

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs is said to be spinning so fast, he got dizzy trying
to keep up with the non stop memos from Michelle and Rahm telling him what to say.

Back in the UK, Britons are too stunned to react to the latest insult to their sovereignty. They are currently embroiled in their own pissing contest between two parties vying for power in upcoming elections.

They are weighted down with the burden of political correctness, and unaware that their commitment to the EU, unprecedented immigration and the financial rights this allows to penniless free loaders, has already set them on a path to subjugation to the will of the 'have nots."

If one has pause to this scenario, one only has to listen to the rallying cry of Greek Socialists who have spent their way into financial ruin and have turned on their 15 mates demanding to be bailed out saying:"THE RICH HAVE TO PAY!"

Seems like the EU has turned into nothing more than a group of WAGS who haven't learned yet how to be responsible for their own follies.

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