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Falklands In Argentinian Government Bonds Rescue

Funny story: Falklands In Argentinian Government Bonds Rescue

The British Falkland Islands are now the new owners of all Argentina's Government bonds, infrastructure shares, mining and commodity stock after an anticipated IMF approved rescue plan was implemented at 6.00 hrs this morning. The move is expected t...

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Argentine President Cristina de Kirchner likens Crimea situation to the Falklands

Funny story: Argentine President Cristina de Kirchner likens Crimea situation to the Falklands

Buenos Aires - Daft Argie wackjob Cristina de Kirchner has come out on Vladimir Putin's side by backing the 'return' of the Crimean Peninsula to the Russians. In a televised address this morning President Kirchner showed just how much recent brain...

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William Hague mistaken for Alien robot and decapitated by Ripley

Funny story: William Hague mistaken for Alien robot and decapitated by Ripley

William Hague, often mistaken for Kryten, the bald, strange talking robot from Sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf, has been advised by his boss, Dave (Doolittle) Cameron, to take speech therapy lessons after a near fatal incident in the London Science Museum.

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Despite Hating The British - New Pope Hires English Chefs

Funny story: Despite Hating The British - New Pope Hires English Chefs

Despite his hatred for the British and his lack of regard for the rights of British people living in the Falkland Islands, Pope Francis I has hired two English chefs to prepare his meals. Marjorie Tomlinson, 54 and Tina Armstrong, 58, were hired b...

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New Argentinean Pope Declares War on Falkland Islands

Funny story: New Argentinean Pope Declares War on Falkland Islands

The new Argentinean Pope 'Jorge Bergolio Maradonna' has declared war on the Falkland Islanders by ex-communicating all 20,000 of the islanders at the stroke of a pen. In his inaugural speech from the balcony of the Vatican overlooking St Peters Squar...

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Falklands War! What is it good for? Economic Dominance thats what

Funny story: Falklands War! What is it good for? Economic Dominance thats what

Argentina's Prime Minister Christina Gabriella Diego hey Macarena de Ashton Kirchner has again spoken out about the Falkland Islands by denouncing Britain as colonialists who unethically took the islands, in a reference to the British Empire colonist...

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Crisis in South Atlantic after Argentina Steal Falkland Islands

Funny story: Crisis in South Atlantic after Argentina Steal Falkland Islands

The British Government is holding emergency talks with Argentina after the Argentine navy stole the Falkland Islands and moved it to within just 1 mile of the Argentine mainland. The daring raid took place late last night under the cover of darkne...

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Tennis star David Nalbandian fires up Falkland feud at match

Funny story: Tennis star David Nalbandian fires up Falkland feud at match

Argentine tennis ace David Nalbandian has started off a Falkland War feud after kicking out at British line judges at a Wimbledon warm up tournament at Queens Club yesterday. Nalbandian claims he was kicking an advertising hoarding out of frustrat...

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Falklands War Over: Official

Funny story: Falklands War Over: Official

The Falklands War will be declared "officially over" later today after 30 years of conflict with Argentina, with services at Port Stanley's cathedral and Liberation Monument. Britain liberated the UK territory from Argentinian occupation on 14 Jun...

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Vulcans fly past Falklands memorial

Funny story: Vulcans fly past Falklands memorial

Staffordshire - It was 'phasers on stun' this afternoon as Commander Spock and Lieutenant Tuvok were spotted circling above the National Memorial Arboretum. Their shuttle buzzed the unveiling of a memorial to armed forces killed in the Falklands W...

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Sean Penn joins Argentine army and swears he'll take the Falklands single-handed!

Funny story: Sean Penn joins Argentine army and swears he'll take the Falklands single-handed!

Sean Penn has promised Argentina's President, Evita (oops, sorry wrong film), lovely Cristina Kirchner, who's actually of "German" descent, that he will fight for the rights of her great country, join the army and defeat the British colonial rulers s...

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Argentina Say They Would Invade Falklands If It Wasn't For Royal Navy's Nuclear Submarines

Funny story: Argentina Say They Would Invade Falklands If It Wasn't For Royal Navy's Nuclear Submarines

Argentine President (the hot looking one, give or take twenty years - actually not give, I mean take, don't add twenty years, that would be hideous, no take twenty years away from her then she would be not bad, anyway..), whats her name, anyway, has announced she would "bomb the shit out of the Falkland Islands" if it wasn't for the fact that the UK had a nuclear arsenal! "That Thatcher film h...

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Dinosaurs discovered in the Falklands

Funny story: Dinosaurs discovered in the Falklands

Prehistoric reptiles have been discovered roaming wild in the Falkland Islands, a UK government scientist announced today, to the great surprise of the zoological world. The dinosaurs include T-Rex's, Stegosauri, and other dangerous creatures once th...

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"Save the Realm!" Cpt. Cameron Announces HMS Victory to Be Refloated and Sent to Falklands!

Funny story: "Save the Realm!" Cpt. Cameron Announces HMS Victory to Be Refloated and Sent to Falklands!

Britain's Bathtub Admiral, and just half of the nation's dysfunctional Coalition, David Cameron, announced today that the HMS Victory, the World's oldest commissioned warship, will be re floated and activated in order to protect the nation's interes...

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Falkland Islands to bid for the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

Funny story: Falkland Islands to bid for the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

Port Stanley, Falkland Islands - With Qatar winning the 2022 bid, a nation state that has never qualified for the footballing world cup finals in FIFAs 80 history, it means that the Falkland Islands has a chance to win. With FIFA hell bent on tak...

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HMS Ark Royal En Route To South Atlantic

Funny story: HMS Ark Royal En Route To South Atlantic

Britain has sold the HMS Ark Royal to an Argentinan military historian, along with the Harrier fleet. The spending review means cuts in all areas of public expenditure, including the Armed Forces. Two carriers are being built, and the government h...

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Cameron Throws in the Towel, Guts Military, Cedes Falklands to Argentina, But Promises "Moral Support" Against Terrorism!

Funny story: Cameron Throws in the Towel, Guts Military, Cedes Falklands to Argentina, But Promises "Moral Support" Against Terrorism!

David Cameron, looking fresh and rejuvenated after his extended maternity leave, shocked the UK and Western Allies today when he announced that Britain no longer had an interest in remaining a world class military power ending centuries of Proud Mili...

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Marmite in a jar. Royal Glums to exile Andy and Sarah to Falklands to "conduct business away from prying media". Princess Di offers advice from the beyond

Funny story: Marmite in a jar. Royal Glums to exile Andy and Sarah to Falklands to "conduct business away from prying media". Princess Di offers advice from the beyond

"Fergie facing bankruptcy" - "Andrew must answer questions" Media headlines are screaming for answers to yet another sordid £500,000 Fergie saga coupled with the dubious role played by Randy Andy - Britain's "roving" Trade Ambassador. Suddenly...

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