Susan Boyle alias Subo has taken up Subbuteo the football table soccer game in which you use skill to flick the football players you have to play a game of soccer on a table. Players maintain possession as long as the figure they flick makes contact with the ball and the ball does not subsequently hit an opposing figure.
In a Subbuteo match that Susan Boyle had with Piers Morgan one of her best supporters she was beaten 77-0 as she simply could not make any of her players contact the ball with any degree of accuracy.
Next week Subo will take up blow football as with her powerful lungs she might do better than she has with Subbuteo.