It has been reported that the notorious gang, XYZ, based in Upper Slobbovia is at it again.
The SuBo fan-hating group strikes the weak, the innocent, and the elderly.
The leader, someone living in Slobbovia, can be identified by the gravy stains on his jumper - and it may be assumed that he is an unruly, messy child; a Scottish brogue can be heard from him as well.
Some of the other members of this ugly Red Scarf hating gang will also be identified and their crimes enumerated, described and explained in full detail as this series continues....
