Swedish Olympic Phenom Ivana Phuque Tells Susan Boyle that She's Also A Subo Fan

Friday, 26 February 2010

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Ivana Phuque on a horse

Fresh from her multi-gold winning performances at the Vancouver Olympic Winter Games, Swedish skating sensation Ivana Phuque announced that she is a big SuBo (Susan Boyle) fan and wants to meet the singing star. A surprised Boyle admitted that she had enjoyed watching the international sporting events and was especially thrilled with Ivana Phuque.

Susan admitted that "even though I am a woman, I must say that the vision of her spinning and twirling and jumping and bouncing with no bra on top and no panties under that little skirt was a thrilling sight. It brought pride to my loins and warmth to my... well,... loins and heart to cheer for her, even if I'm not Swedish."

Ivana Phuque was also complimentary of the singer. "As I young girl, I always enjoyed the feeling of riding a horse, especially when I pressed myself tight against the saddlehorn during gallops or prancing. It filled my body with the first feelings of rapture."

"Susan Boyle looks just like my favorite pony."

The two new media giants, basking in their Andy Warhol-like fifteen minutes of fame, have scheduled a meeting for March in Stockholm, when Boyle will perform in concert in the city.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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