Tiger Woods is due to appear at a press conference today but people will be surprised because Tiger is going to say "I didn't do it" as apparently he has come up with a cunning plan: Tiger is going to say that someone stole his passport and was impersonating him and he will stick to his story and like Bart Simpson he will say "I didn't do it"
Word has now got round and now John Terry has said "I didn't do it" we then spoke to Ashley Cole who said "I didn't do it"
Charlie Sheen then appeared saying "I didn't do it"
People all over the World are now saying If he didn't do it he didn't do it.
