Tiger Woods, Sarah Palin Sign To Do New Commercials Together

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Tuesday, 16 February 2010

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Don't be surprised if you see Tiger Woods between segments of network and local news ads. Apparently Tiger's vast fortune is slipping and he has finally agreed to do a commercial.

Who would risk Tiger doing a commercial at this time?

"We thought it would be a great idea and get him out doing something again", stated Cadillac spokesman, Bent Hardley. "After all, Tiger was in one of our cars when he had that wreck last year."

Woods is expected to talk about the safety of the Cadillac Cascade and how its strong construction saved his life.

One segment we previewed was of Woods saying, "What car can you depend on when hitting a fire hydrant or when someone is attacking you with a golf club? Only the Cadillac Cascade."

With all the problems lately at Toyota And Honda, now is probably the best time to advertise an American car that is safe.

"Besides, we think everyone is wanting to see the Tiger again", stated Hardley. "We may have to withdraw the sexy lady by the vehicle for now"

He then told Sarah Palin to go to another Cascade and be photographed.

"Tiger's eyes were straying. We can mix the two later."

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