Fresco's the well known supermarket chain have banned Trekkies

Written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 9 February 2010

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Fresco's the well known supermarket chain have banned Trekkies so any fans of Star Trek turning up at their stores wearing a Star Trek uniform are being stopped from shopping at Fresco's.

A Trekkie dressed as Mr Spock has complained to Fresco's head office saying "its illogical to ban me from shopping for wearing my uniform",while another Trekkie dressed as Scotty said "it must surely be against the laws of shopping to ban me".

It seems that Fresco are determined to lower their sales figure as they banned a man from entering one of their stores yesterday for carrying his daughter on his shoulders.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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