Written by Richard DagNabbit

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

image for TheSpoof.com University Finally Gains Accreditation; Begins Enrolling PhD Candidates
Dr. Bureau McSnippet's Word Processor; Its a Miracle the Keys aren't Smoking!

The Smarty Pants and Sassy Ass Virtual University, TheSpoof.com finally received its long awaited accreditation from the Giggles and Googles Association of Schools and Colleges today. University System Owner and Newly Installed Provost, Mark Lowton, PhD (ABD) says "its a big achievement for a politically incorrect school and we hope to lambaste and insult every snake skinned politician and overblown entertainment skank from Lancaster England to Lancaster California.

Professor Abel Rodriquez, imported from the Cotton Pickin' Colony's University of Bush Think Tank Talk, in San Antonio Texas, will be holding down Spoof University's Journalism and Satirical Twists of Literature Department. Rodriquez, a mainstream production journalist turned Texas Tall Tale Teller, was unavailable for comment on his new post but his office did have a recording to answer inquiries that said "Hasta la corriente prinicpal; Hola, Zona Gris."

Another Big Gun at the stratospheric school, Dr. Bureau McSnippet, will be in charge of School Diploma Production. As the number of graduates is expected to exceed a baker's dozen each and every hour, Doctor McSnippet will be seat belted into his chair at the university's new light speed word processor; snippily snapping together Diploma's for the newly minted and Sure to Succeed Spoofy Spooferstars entering a world of money-changing madness, military mayhem and mind-boggling misconduct.

The University will be taking applications for Spring, 2010, with standardized Wit, Rhyme and Reason Test Scores combined with Spoof Portfolio Evaluations for admissions determinations.

Reporting from the SDCU Campus in the Sky,

Dagnabbit Rabitt

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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