Intimate Interviews in the News - "So many stories, so little time" says a writer for TheSpoof.com She agreed to be interviewed by IIN if we did not use her real name.
For lack of a better name and because we thought it was appropriate, we'll call her "Hot to Trot".
The writer was wiggling and slipping around in her chair the entire length of the interview.
She told us that she has written over 1000 short stories for the online spoof site and has yet to make the "featured writer" position she relayed sadly.
"I even wrote to the editor Mark Lawtan (sic) and offered to ...you know.....ahhhh....sleep with him, but still I can't seem to make it to FEATURED WRITER".
The unnamed writer became quite embarrassed at giving us this information and asked us to not even publish her remarks.
"Hey, news is news and we go with we got"! said our esteemed editor, Gladys Gladrags.
[Editor's Note] We are not aware of the criteria for being a Featured Writer on TheSpoof.com, but apparently it is a much coveted position and pays well.
