Sporadic Spoof Writer JanSal writes - she is concerned that there is only 2,999 readers now online at TheSpoof.com and she is soliciting ways to get her words out to the world at large to get higher ratings.
"I am contemplating buying up billboard space in all major cities of the U.S. as well as in some foreign countries whose dollar value is lower than the U.S." she says.
TheSpoof.com editor Mark Lowton is impressed that one of his writers would go to such lengths as well as using their own money to promote his spoof site.
JanSal says; "money is no object, I just want the world to read my witty words".
Upon surfing the net to determine what the cost of one billboard in the city of Newton, NJ with a population of 24 would cost for one day, JanSal determined that $24,999 would not fall within her "money is no object" guidelines.
"Needless to say I will have to depend on the 2,999 readers now online at TheSpoof.com" for my ratings" she says with a tear in her eye.
