Bye-Bye Judge Nunez, Don't Forget The Stab-Vest

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 5 September 2009

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From BigOilShaggerMonthly magazine

Quito - (Classic Mossad Mess): Chevron-hoax Judge Juan Nunez has gone into hiding after being outed on the BigOilYouBoob! channel accepting a bribe.

The hireling of Ecuadorian amateur ventriloquist President Rafaele Correa Judge Nunez was filmed divvying up the $$$ inducements and agreeing to throw an already trumped up trial.

Correa went into politics after his DNA father President George W Bush promised he could squeeze the US supermajor for $27 billion by retrospective fantasy legislation.

Now Nunez is biting the bullet and blaming his Mexican Mossad handler, the distinguished intellectual and global piss process collossus Alfredo Jalife.

Jalife recently came to prominence by citing a news item by satirist queen mudder as the source of his Mossad conspiracy theories.

Western Australia's Gorgon gas field is 50% owned by Chevron.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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