Baywatch star David Hasselhoff was sacked from Americas Got Talent for boozing. David's constant drinking made his position untenable. How he made it through 4 series of Americas Got Talent is a miracle.
The Hoff decided to go for a holiday in Scotland and turned up in The Red Lion bar in Glasgow where he continued to drink to excess.
As he was drinking, he kept hearing men going up to the bar saying "Al huv a hoff." Eventually, he totally lost the plot and attacked the guy the next time he went up for a drink. It turns out the guy was wee Jimmy Kranky, but that's largely irrelevant.
Next thing there was a massive brawl and the Hoff ended up in hospital bandaged from head to toe.
Never ever get involved in a fight in a Glasgow pub. You could end up broken in hoff. I mean half.
