David Hasselhoff is reportedly back in rehab after another bout with the booze and the booze won as it always wins.
Reportedly, the former Baywatch star or perhaps, just former star, was found lying on the floor with no clothes on and his weiner in a hot dog bun.
According to another report and to make it even more embarrassing, something once thought impossible with Hasselhoff, he was discovered by his own 17-year-old daughter, Hayley.
Hayley apparently called her mother, Pamela Bach, who told her daughter to call 911 and they would know how to handle the "America's Got Talent" judge.
"I hope he's ready for his next appearance", stated one fellow judge. "This may be worse than the infamous 'hamburger eating on the floor incident'. Maybe no on got a photo, let alone a video."
So far there has been no comment from anyone, either from the show or the family.
"He was supposed to be released last night", stated one source, "but as far as we can tell, he's still there."
"Of course, this is just a show to most people but he's MY dad", Hayley told several reporters before closing the door.
Without news from medics, wonder what kind of spin this one will take, Swine Flu?
