David Hassahoof quits AGT

Funny story written by nellabella

Thursday, 10 September 2009

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David Hassahoof - a long time judge on America Gits Talent - is quitting the talent television show. Fans are threatening to boycott AGT if Simon Codwelt - who runs the reality show - won't settle the dispute between the Hoof and Pierce Urmumagan.

Sharon Oddbum - another judge on the show - has been in tears since the break up. 'The Hoof and Pierce were best buds until Hassahoof told Pierce it was time to switch seats. Pierce told the Hoof 'No flipping way are you touching my big button. Sharon can touch but hands off Hoof'. I can't believe the Hoof is walking out over a little button.'

Hassahoof denied everything and said the reason he is leaving America Gits Talent is because he is in the new season of Babewatch with Waaamela Anderson. 'I can still fit into the same trunks I wore in the original show man. Waaamela refuses to be seen in a one piece again man. It's not like any of us haven't seen them before man. Know what I mean man?'

Negotiations are under way between Codwelt and Hassahoof over the Hoof's contract with America Gits Talent. The Hoof will have to keep his same seat and not touch Pierce's button. Codwelt will have to pay Hassahoof more than what Babewatch is paying.

'It's about time that bastard Codwelt pays what he should have been paying us in the first place' - remarked Sharon Oddbum. 'If he doesn't pay fair and square - I'll wear a one piece and take Waaamela Anderson's spot on Babewatch.'

Not only will Codwelt have to part with the cash - he'll have to deal with the fans who might run him out of the country if he doesn't pay up. No one wants to be in Codwelt's shoes right now. Codwelt is on another holiday at an undisclosed location to think about it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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