NORTH POLE - In an interview with the Anchorage Daily News, Frosty The Snowman has admitted to abusing OxyContin, and being addicted to cocaine.
"I first started using OxyContin when I was pummeled by neighborhood ruffians," he told the paper. "Then, I couldn't stop. I was hooked. I didn't go to a rehab facility because I was afraid of melting." He continued, "Soon the OxyContin wasn't enough, and a passerby offered me cocaine. He held it up to my nose, while I inhaled. When I was getting the full effect of it, I felt invincible, like I would never melt." He said that he and the person agreed to meet everyday.
Frosty told the paper that withdrawal without professional help was "painful, difficult and complicated. I mean, I'm immobile."
He said he has been drug free since last Spring, but his color is now off white.
