How do you feel about becoming a cockroach? Could you stand being yourself?
The Dalai Lama in his press conference this morning, set out to warn that each of us may have to adjust in a post nuclear world, to becoming cockroaches.
"That may be the only possible reincarnation that will live, although it will be difficult for many as our diets will consist of crumbs and we must live in the dark and walk using both hands and feet."
The Dalai Lama then told his audience to go and study the lives of Bernie Madoff and Roman Polanski.
"They are today's best example."
Although the Chinese leadership also qualify according to the Lama, they stay in hiding. "You see how good they are at this already. They stay in the dark ages and scurry about during the night."
Other possible examples mentioned were O.J. Simpson, Rosie O'Donnell and Geraldo Rivera.
