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Tuesday, 22 December 2009

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Obama Screws Taxpayers While Blowing Smoke Up Their Ass Promising Them The World!

Fresh off the heels of a massive buyout of extortion minded Democratic Senators to pass his 2500 page health care bill, Obama directed his militant Blogging Arm to issue a video calling for the withholding of sex from anyone who opposed his policies!

Not since Bill Clinton brought SEX into the White House and called it 'mentoring', has a sitting President wielded the Big Stick of SEX to threaten his opponents.

The video, put out by "Rock the Vote' a Democrat funded blog and attack arm, urged all it's supporters to not "F***** anyone who doesn't support the Health Care Bill!"

One anti Obama talk show host put it like this: First he screws us, then he withholds sex, and now he proposes INCEST amongst his liberal family...
what kind of sexual predator is sitting in the White House?"

A search of the Sexual Predator Data Base showed there were at least 45,000 sexual offenders living within 2 blocks of the white house, but at least 22,500 of the offenders files have been removed from scrutiny claiming it was a 'Homeland Security' matter related to the upcoming 2010 congressional election.

Meanwhile torn, bleeding and ravaged taxpayers, especially small business owners, have clogged the phone lines to the nation's Rape Crisis centers pleading for help.

Said one almost bankrupt small business owner, "there's no where else to turn...they're destroying the economy, our right to make a living, and taxing us to death to pay for all these non productive hangers on....just to stay in power!"

Contrary to stated Republican Ideology, there is a ground swelling of support for a bill that will legalize Political Late Term Abortion... Impeachment.

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Topics: Barack Obama




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