Shock, horror, Virgin Mary was not a Virgin, Joseph and Mary are caught "at it" in New Zealand!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 17 December 2009

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Joseph & Mary liked some "Hot Raunchy Sessions" God didn't mind and Jesus neither!

It's taken 2009 years to finally "Come Out" and at last the truth has been finally confirmed by an Anglican Church in New Zealand.

Revealing a massive billboard outside the church, the Deacon told of a "calling" in the night!

God had told him that Joseph and Mary were always bonking and baby Jesus was the product of those activities, Joseph was a horny carpenter after all!

The Deacon decided to tell the world and erected a massive billboard depicitng Jo and Mary "hammering it" in bed and as far as the author of this crap knows, the pill was not around in those days!

Obviously the Catholic Church protested against this "Blasphemy," but the world knows that the Catholics don't even accept that most of their priests are all GAY paedophiles and the Pope has his head up his butt, what's new?

Christmas 2010 will now be declared as the official birthday of Jesus and the non-Virgin Mary his MUM!

Let the walls of Jericho and Babylon begin to shake and crumble, HALLELUJAH!

God BLESS us all!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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