Paris Hilton To Address Copenhagen Climate Change Summit

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Monday, 7 December 2009

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Is Your Iceberg Melting Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?

Paris Hilton, the heiress and full time party girl (in every way) today hit back at critics who complained that she wasn't qualified to comment on the issue of global warming and climate change at the Copenhagen summit.

"I honestly don't understand what's wrong with these people," Ms Hilton told us. "For them to say that I'm not qualified to comment on global warming is just soooo ridiculous. I tooootally understand warming. Did I not feature in the hottest internet footage ever? They all talk out of their stooooopid asses."

Further investigations revealed that Paris Hilton does indeed know all about warming and the concept of hot and cold. It seems the press have been blowing hot and cold on her for years.

Paris Hilton is relatively famous for parading around with a small dog in her purse. She will address the Copenhagen summit sometime soon, when she's stopped partying and cleaned up the mess left by her carbon footprints all over the hotel lobby.

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