World leaders are gathering this week in Copenhagen to discuss and hopefully agree on plans to combat the threat of climate change. Or are they?
To sceptical self-promoting writer Lord Timothy McTim, the answer is most definitely no. He called countless newspapers and TV stations today to warn people about what he believes is the end of the world as we know it.
"Global warning is a scam. It's just an excuse to get all the world leaders together. This is important because world leaders are all descended from the alien race which built the pyramids. They need an excuse to meet up so that they can breed and produce the next generation of world leaders. Then they can form a world government which will enslave us all, and consume our flesh for their own devious alien purposes."
"It's the end of the world. Climate change is a picnic compared to what's really going to happen! Before next week is over you'll wish global warming really was happening. But of course it isn't really happening, global warming is just a load of hot air."