Climate Summit in Denmark creates too much "Hot Air" now the North Pole is melting even quicker!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 7 December 2009

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Colossal "Hot Air" clouds caused by too much BLA BLA-ing in Denmark is melting the North Pole!

The "Hot Air" caused by too much BLA, BLA-ING, at the global Climate Summit in Denmark has caused the atmosphere to suddenly heat up even quicker.

There's so much BLA, BLA, BLA, going on between delegates that the "hot air" rising above Copenhagen is now drifting rapidly towards the North Pole and causing immense ice melts, huge drifting icebergs and lonely polar bears!

A drifting Polar-Bear isolated on a massive iceberg heading towards the Danish coast was interviewed by Green Peace activist, Sven Vrostibollaks, and gave the following statement:

"if those stupid bastards don't stop talking so much bullshit, causing all this HOT AIR, soon they'll be no ice to save and me and my Polar Bear friends will come and bite their bollocks off!"

The Summit, which takes two weeks, will cause so much "HOT AIR" especially when the world's leaders arrive, Green Peace is actually thinking of blocking the Copenhagen airport, seaports and main roads to avoid a disasterous heating of the atmosphere, which could cause the UK, Denmark and Holland to sink!

Ignoring these warnings and the drifting Polar Bear, the candidates are continuing to BLA, BLA, BLA, well into the late hours enhancing the output of CO2 and poisonous gases. (foods terrible in Denmark, FART, FART, FART!)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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